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C.L. Berns | Voice Actor & Narrator

C.L. Berns

Voice Actor • Audiobook Narrator • Podcast Host

📚 History Vault

Browse every episode of Wait, That’s Random: This Day in History.

Search, scroll, and rediscover remarkable stories from history. Every episode features three fascinating events from that day, all in about 10 minutes.

Recent Episodes

September 3, 2026 – The Ship Sank Where London Dumped Its Sewage

Thursday, September 3, 2026 — U.S. Bowling League Day What happens when a city moves its sewage downstream—and a crowded passenger ship sinks directly beside the outfalls? Today we explore the horrifying location that made the Princess Alice disaster even deadlier, the contaminated dish that led Alexander Fleming to penicillin, and Malcolm Campbell’s dangerous pursuit of the 300-mph barrier. Along the way, we celebrate Mort Walker, the cartoonist behind Beetle ...

September 2, 2026 – He Signed the End of World War II on the Wrong Line

Wednesday, September 2, 2026 — National Blueberry Popsicle Day How did a state-fair speech become a presidential philosophy—and why did the document ending World War II require handwritten corrections? Today we explore Theodore Roosevelt’s famous “big stick,” the misplaced signature that scrambled Japan’s surrender document, and the fifteen additional minutes that transformed America’s evening news. Along the way, we celebrate Keanu Reeves, the hockey goalie turned bass player whose career ...

September 1, 2026 – Finding Titanic Wasn’t the Real Mission

Tuesday, September 1, 2026 — National No Rhyme (nor Reason) Day Sometimes the story everyone remembers is only what happened after the real assignment was completed. Today we explore the solar storm that powered disconnected telegraph lines, the classified Navy mission behind the discovery of Titanic, and the Cold War chess championship that ended with a telephone call. Along the way, we discover how a failed pencil-sharpener salesman named Edgar ...

August 31, 2026 – The Bank Robber Deposited the Money Back

Monday, August 31, 2026 — National Trail Mix Day How do you successfully rob a bank—and then get caught by giving the money back to it? Today we explore America’s first major bank robbery, the devastating earthquake that made South Carolina’s ground behave like liquid, and the deadly radio attack Nazi Germany staged before invading Poland. Along the way, we discover how an emergency appendectomy led Fredric March from banking ...

August 30, 2026 – Pandora’s Box Was a Real Prison

Sunday, August 30, 2026 — National Toasted Marshmallow Day Sometimes the strangest phrases, inventions, and cities begin far more literally than we remember. Today we explore the deadly prison aboard HMS Pandora, the famous Washington–Moscow hotline that was neither red nor a telephone, and the newspaper advertisement that started selling Houston before the city really existed. Along the way, we uncover how a teenage Mary Shelley turned one terrifying vision ...

August 29, 2026 – They Saw the Bridge Bending

Saturday, August 29, 2026 — National Chop Suey Day A twitching needle, a borrowed company name, and a warning written in bending steel lead us through a day when small details had enormous consequences. Today we explore Michael Faraday’s breakthrough experiment with electromagnetic induction, discover why the Goodyear company was named after a man who never worked there, and revisit the visible warnings that preceded the Québec Bridge collapse. Along ...

August 28, 2026 – Brad’s Drink, Brown Trucks, and Pocket Monsters

Friday, August 28, 2026 — National Bow Tie Day A pharmacist’s soda gets a better name, two teenagers turn $100 into a delivery empire, and a loom company begins building cars. Today we explore Caleb Bradham’s transformation of Brad’s Drink into Pepsi-Cola, follow UPS from a Seattle basement, and discover how Toyota grew from an automatic-loom business. Along the way, we celebrate the birthday of Satoshi Tajiri, the Pokémon creator ...

August 27, 2026 – The Well, the Blast, and the Flying Nanny

Thursday, August 27, 2026 — National Just Because Day A hole mocked as foolish, an explosion heard across an ocean, and a beloved nanny whose creator wanted part of her movie removed. Today we explore Edwin Drake’s commercially successful oil well, discover how Krakatoa rang the atmosphere like a bell, and follow Mary Poppins to its Hollywood premiere. Along the way, we celebrate the birthday of Martha Raye, the comedian ...

August 26, 2026 – Play, Power, and a Ten-Foot Car

Wednesday, August 26, 2026 — National Toilet Paper Day A single classroom, a famous waterfall, and a tiny car quietly rewrote everyday life. Today we explore the first free public kindergarten in America, discover how Niagara Falls began powering cities, and revisit the little car that changed urban design forever. Along the way, we celebrate the birthday of Macaulay Culkin, the child star who became a global phenomenon and later ...

August 25, 2026 – The Day America Believed in Lunar Beavers

Tuesday, August 25, 2026 — National Banana Split Day A newspaper once convinced readers the Moon was home to bat-people and bipedal beavers. Today we explore the Great Moon Hoax of 1835, revisit the improbable founding of New Orleans in a Mississippi swamp, and discover the day the National Park Service was created. Along the way, we celebrate the birthday of Sean Connery, the working-class Edinburgh kid who reinvented himself ...

August 24, 2026 – The Planet That Lost the Vote

Monday, August 24, 2026, brings National Waffle Day, marking the patent for an improved waffle iron that could be flipped without burning the cook. Today’s journey includes a swimmer coated in porpoise oil, a six-minute song considered too strange for radio, and a planet dismissed during a meeting. Today we explore Matthew Webb’s grueling swim across the English Channel, Queen’s refusal to shorten “Bohemian Rhapsody,” and the astronomical vote that ...

August 23, 2026 – The Country That Voted Itself Away

Sunday, August 23, 2026, brings National Sponge Cake Day—an observance honoring the dessert that owes much of its lift to whipped eggs. Today’s journey begins with a bank robbery that produced a controversial psychological term, continues with an airplane that was expected to hurt its manufacturer, and ends with a country whose lawmakers scheduled its disappearance. Today we explore the strange hostage crisis behind “Stockholm syndrome,” the remarkably enduring C-130 ...

August 22, 2026 – The King Beneath the Parking Lot

Saturday, August 22, 2026, brings National Tooth Fairy Day—an observance built around a tiny nocturnal contractor with a very unusual business model. Today’s journey includes an inventor whose steamboat was chased by a rowboat, the racing yacht that gave its name to a trophy that isn’t really a cup, and an English king who disappeared for 527 years before turning up beneath a parking lot. Today we explore John Fitch’s ...

August 21, 2026 – The Winners Gave the Losers a Ride Home

Friday, August 21, 2026, brings National Kool-Aid Day, an observance made possible by one inventor realizing he was paying to ship water. How does someone earn an award that hasn’t been manufactured, and how does the world’s most famous museum misplace the Mona Lisa? Today we explore America’s first Eagle Scout waiting for his nonexistent badge, the astonishingly simple theft that made the Mona Lisa even more famous, and a ...

August 20, 2026 – Tchaikovsky, Telegrams, and Touchdowns

Thursday, August 20, 2026, brings us National Bacon Lovers Day. Today’s journey includes a composer unimpressed by his own future blockbuster, a message that outraced expectations, and a professional sports empire born between automobiles. Today we explore the wonderfully excessive 1812 Overture, a telegram that circled Earth in sixteen and a half minutes, and the humble car-showroom beginnings of the NFL. Along the way, we meet H.P. Lovecraft and explore ...

August 19, 2026 – The Prayer That Should Have Saved Him

Wednesday, August 19, 2026 — National Potato Day A minister passed the test that was supposed to prove his innocence. It didn’t save him. Today we explore a disturbing moment from the Salem witch trials, discover how a wooden warship became “Old Ironsides,” and follow homemade cars down a hill at the first All-American Soap Box Derby. Along the way, we celebrate the birthday of Gene Roddenberry, the pilot, police ...

August 18, 2026 – The Colony Was Empty. One Word Was Left Behind

When John White returned to Roanoke Island, everyone was gone—but the colonists had left a destination carved into a post. Today we explore how helium was discovered on the Sun before it was found on Earth, what recent evidence may tell us about the missing Roanoke colonists, and why cutting down one tree required soldiers, helicopters, bombers, and an aircraft carrier. Along the way, we celebrate Patrick Swayze, whose life ...

August 17, 2026 – A Mountain Fell—and a Lake Appeared Before Morning

Monday, August 17, 2026 — National Thrift Shop Day One August night, part of a mountain crossed a Montana canyon and began creating a lake where no lake had existed before. Today we explore why ABBA’s The Visitors became the first commercially manufactured CD, how Animal Farm reached bookstores after publishers were afraid to touch it, and how the Hebgen Lake earthquake permanently redrew the map. Along the way, we ...

August 16, 2026 – He Looked Down from Twenty Miles Up—and Jumped

Sunday, August 16, 2026 — National Tell a Joke Day What does it take to step into something when nobody can promise how it will end? Today we explore a battle named for a town in another state, Joseph Kittinger’s jump from 102,800 feet, and the night the Ramones’ classic lineup first took the stage at CBGB. Along the way, we celebrate Julie Newmar’s ninety-third birthday and discover a life ...

August 15, 2026 – A King, a Greeting, and the Road to Oz

Saturday, August 15, 2026 — National Relaxation Day A Scottish king, one ordinary word, and a yellow brick road have more surprises behind them than you might expect. Today we explore the real Macbeth, discover how “hello” became the standard telephone greeting, and revisit the complicated production and Hollywood premiere of The Wizard of Oz. Along the way, we celebrate the birthday of Jim Dale, whose unforgettable narration gave hundreds ...

August 14, 2026 – A Jackal, a Dentist, and an Orange Creamsicle

Friday, August 14, 2026, is National Creamsicle Day. A frozen orange-and-vanilla treat opens a journey through borders drawn on paper, a military deployment that lasted nearly four decades, and the quiet capture of an international fugitive. Today we explore the creation of the enormous Oregon Territory, the opening of Operation Banner in Northern Ireland, and the seizure of Carlos the Jackal in Sudan. Along the way, we celebrate Doc Holliday’s ...

August 13, 2026 – The Song Before The Legend

Thursday, August 13, 2026 — International Left-Handers Day Before “Hound Dog” became one of the most famous songs in rock and roll, Big Mama Thornton recorded the version that started it all. On the same date, Berlin began changing overnight as construction of the Berlin Wall started, and decades later, a crude little animated show called South Park arrived on Comedy Central and refused to behave. Today’s episode looks at ...

August 12, 2026 – The Dinosaur That Became A Legend

Wednesday, August 12, 2026 — National Middle Child Day One of the most famous dinosaurs in the world was discovered because someone noticed a few bones sticking out of the ground. A vanished animal reminds us what can be lost when we do not understand what we have. And a heavy metal band finds a way to become a worldwide phenomenon. Today’s episode explores Sue the T. rex, the extinct ...

August 11, 2026 – The Actress Who Helped Build The Future

Tuesday, August 11, 2026 — National Presidential Joke Day A Hollywood actress helps imagine technology that would shape the future. A prison island becomes one of America’s most famous landmarks. And an explorer discovers that even the greatest adventures are filled with very human moments. Today’s episode explores Hedy Lamarr’s surprising invention, the rise of Alcatraz, and a little-known moment from Meriwether Lewis’s journey west. Birthday: Steve Wozniak — the ...

August 10, 2026 – A Mountain That Became A Symbol

Monday, August 10, 2026 — National S’mores Day A mountain becomes a monument. A temporary solution becomes a permanent part of American life. And a small car becomes a symbol of a much larger debate. Today we look at the beginning of Mount Rushmore, the creation of America’s first federal income tax during the Civil War, and the Ford Pinto controversy that changed conversations about business responsibility and safety. Birthday: ...

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