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C.L. Berns | Voice Actor & Narrator

C.L. Berns

Voice Actor • Audiobook Narrator • Podcast Host

📚 History Vault

Browse every episode of Wait, That’s Random: This Day in History.

Search, scroll, and rediscover remarkable stories from history. Every episode features three fascinating events from that day, all in about 10 minutes.

Recent Episodes

August 25, 2026 – The Day America Believed in Lunar Beavers

Tuesday, August 25, 2026 — National Banana Split Day A newspaper once convinced readers the Moon was home to bat-people and bipedal beavers. Today we explore the Great Moon Hoax of 1835, revisit the improbable founding of New Orleans in a Mississippi swamp, and discover the day the National Park Service was created. Along the way, we celebrate the birthday of Sean Connery, the working-class Edinburgh kid who reinvented himself ...

August 24, 2026 – The Planet That Lost the Vote

Monday, August 24, 2026, brings National Waffle Day, marking the patent for an improved waffle iron that could be flipped without burning the cook. Today’s journey includes a swimmer coated in porpoise oil, a six-minute song considered too strange for radio, and a planet dismissed during a meeting. Today we explore Matthew Webb’s grueling swim across the English Channel, Queen’s refusal to shorten “Bohemian Rhapsody,” and the astronomical vote that ...

August 23, 2026 – The Country That Voted Itself Away

Sunday, August 23, 2026, brings National Sponge Cake Day—an observance honoring the dessert that owes much of its lift to whipped eggs. Today’s journey begins with a bank robbery that produced a controversial psychological term, continues with an airplane that was expected to hurt its manufacturer, and ends with a country whose lawmakers scheduled its disappearance. Today we explore the strange hostage crisis behind “Stockholm syndrome,” the remarkably enduring C-130 ...

August 22, 2026 – The King Beneath the Parking Lot

Saturday, August 22, 2026, brings National Tooth Fairy Day—an observance built around a tiny nocturnal contractor with a very unusual business model. Today’s journey includes an inventor whose steamboat was chased by a rowboat, the racing yacht that gave its name to a trophy that isn’t really a cup, and an English king who disappeared for 527 years before turning up beneath a parking lot. Today we explore John Fitch’s ...

August 21, 2026 – The Winners Gave the Losers a Ride Home

Friday, August 21, 2026, brings National Kool-Aid Day, an observance made possible by one inventor realizing he was paying to ship water. How does someone earn an award that hasn’t been manufactured, and how does the world’s most famous museum misplace the Mona Lisa? Today we explore America’s first Eagle Scout waiting for his nonexistent badge, the astonishingly simple theft that made the Mona Lisa even more famous, and a ...

August 20, 2026 – Tchaikovsky, Telegrams, and Touchdowns

Thursday, August 20, 2026, brings us National Bacon Lovers Day. Today’s journey includes a composer unimpressed by his own future blockbuster, a message that outraced expectations, and a professional sports empire born between automobiles. Today we explore the wonderfully excessive 1812 Overture, a telegram that circled Earth in sixteen and a half minutes, and the humble car-showroom beginnings of the NFL. Along the way, we meet H.P. Lovecraft and explore ...

August 19, 2026 – The Prayer That Should Have Saved Him

Wednesday, August 19, 2026 — National Potato Day A minister passed the test that was supposed to prove his innocence. It didn’t save him. Today we explore a disturbing moment from the Salem witch trials, discover how a wooden warship became “Old Ironsides,” and follow homemade cars down a hill at the first All-American Soap Box Derby. Along the way, we celebrate the birthday of Gene Roddenberry, the pilot, police ...

August 18, 2026 – The Colony Was Empty. One Word Was Left Behind

When John White returned to Roanoke Island, everyone was gone—but the colonists had left a destination carved into a post. Today we explore how helium was discovered on the Sun before it was found on Earth, what recent evidence may tell us about the missing Roanoke colonists, and why cutting down one tree required soldiers, helicopters, bombers, and an aircraft carrier. Along the way, we celebrate Patrick Swayze, whose life ...

August 17, 2026 – A Mountain Fell—and a Lake Appeared Before Morning

Monday, August 17, 2026 — National Thrift Shop Day One August night, part of a mountain crossed a Montana canyon and began creating a lake where no lake had existed before. Today we explore why ABBA’s The Visitors became the first commercially manufactured CD, how Animal Farm reached bookstores after publishers were afraid to touch it, and how the Hebgen Lake earthquake permanently redrew the map. Along the way, we ...

August 16, 2026 – He Looked Down from Twenty Miles Up—and Jumped

Sunday, August 16, 2026 — National Tell a Joke Day What does it take to step into something when nobody can promise how it will end? Today we explore a battle named for a town in another state, Joseph Kittinger’s jump from 102,800 feet, and the night the Ramones’ classic lineup first took the stage at CBGB. Along the way, we celebrate Julie Newmar’s ninety-third birthday and discover a life ...

August 15, 2026 – A King, a Greeting, and the Road to Oz

Saturday, August 15, 2026 — National Relaxation Day A Scottish king, one ordinary word, and a yellow brick road have more surprises behind them than you might expect. Today we explore the real Macbeth, discover how “hello” became the standard telephone greeting, and revisit the complicated production and Hollywood premiere of The Wizard of Oz. Along the way, we celebrate the birthday of Jim Dale, whose unforgettable narration gave hundreds ...

August 14, 2026 – A Jackal, a Dentist, and an Orange Creamsicle

Friday, August 14, 2026, is National Creamsicle Day. A frozen orange-and-vanilla treat opens a journey through borders drawn on paper, a military deployment that lasted nearly four decades, and the quiet capture of an international fugitive. Today we explore the creation of the enormous Oregon Territory, the opening of Operation Banner in Northern Ireland, and the seizure of Carlos the Jackal in Sudan. Along the way, we celebrate Doc Holliday’s ...

August 13, 2026 – The Song Before The Legend

Thursday, August 13, 2026 — International Left-Handers Day Before “Hound Dog” became one of the most famous songs in rock and roll, Big Mama Thornton recorded the version that started it all. On the same date, Berlin began changing overnight as construction of the Berlin Wall started, and decades later, a crude little animated show called South Park arrived on Comedy Central and refused to behave. Today’s episode looks at ...

August 12, 2026 – The Dinosaur That Became A Legend

Wednesday, August 12, 2026 — National Middle Child Day One of the most famous dinosaurs in the world was discovered because someone noticed a few bones sticking out of the ground. A vanished animal reminds us what can be lost when we do not understand what we have. And a heavy metal band finds a way to become a worldwide phenomenon. Today’s episode explores Sue the T. rex, the extinct ...

August 11, 2026 – The Actress Who Helped Build The Future

Tuesday, August 11, 2026 — National Presidential Joke Day A Hollywood actress helps imagine technology that would shape the future. A prison island becomes one of America’s most famous landmarks. And an explorer discovers that even the greatest adventures are filled with very human moments. Today’s episode explores Hedy Lamarr’s surprising invention, the rise of Alcatraz, and a little-known moment from Meriwether Lewis’s journey west. Birthday: Steve Wozniak — the ...

August 10, 2026 – A Mountain That Became A Symbol

Monday, August 10, 2026 — National S’mores Day A mountain becomes a monument. A temporary solution becomes a permanent part of American life. And a small car becomes a symbol of a much larger debate. Today we look at the beginning of Mount Rushmore, the creation of America’s first federal income tax during the Civil War, and the Ford Pinto controversy that changed conversations about business responsibility and safety. Birthday: ...

August 9, 2026 – The Bear, The Boop, and The Voice

Sunday, August 9 — National Book Lovers Day Some things become famous because of what they are. Others become famous because of what they come to represent. Today, we begin with Betty Boop, whose first appearance was very different from the character most people recognize today. Then we revisit Jesse Owens’ fourth gold medal at the 1936 Berlin Olympics, where an athletic achievement became something much larger. Finally, we meet ...

August 8, 2026 – The President, the Train, and the Tour Bus

Saturday, August 8 — Sneak Some Zucchini Into Your Neighbor’s Porch Day Some August 8 moments are serious. Some are cinematic. And one is just unbelievably gross. Today, we begin in 1974, when President Richard Nixon went on national television and announced he would resign the presidency. Then we go to Britain in 1963 for the Great Train Robbery, a carefully planned mail-train heist that became one of the most ...

August 7, 2026 – The Man Who Walked Between Towers

Friday, August 7 — National Lighthouse Day Some moments become symbols almost immediately. Others become legends over time. Today, we begin with George Washington creating the Badge of Military Merit, a simple piece of purple cloth that eventually became one of America’s most recognizable military honors. Then we meet Philippe Petit, the high-wire artist who secretly rigged a cable between the Twin Towers and walked above New York City. Finally, ...

August 6, 2026 – The Empire That Finally Ended

Thursday, August 6 — National Root Beer Float Day Some things look permanent until the world changes around them. Today, we begin in 1806, when the Holy Roman Empire officially came to an end after lasting, in one form or another, for about a thousand years. Then we step into a New York theater in 1926 for the premiere of Don Juan, a silent film that was not quite silent ...

August 5, 2026 – The Coffin Underwater

Wednesday, August 5 — National Oyster Day Some legends are built from what happened. Others are built from what people keep repeating afterward. Today, we look at the capture of William Wallace in 1305 and the way a real Scottish resistance leader became something larger than life. Then we follow Harry Houdini in 1926 as he sealed himself inside an underwater coffin for ninety minutes, not to escape, but to ...

August 4, 2026 – The Smuggler Chasers

Tuesday, August 4 — National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day Some familiar things started in surprisingly messy ways. Today, we begin in 1790, when the service that became the U.S. Coast Guard started with ten revenue cutters built to enforce tariff laws, collect duties, and chase smugglers for a brand-new federal government. Then we jump to 1958, when Billboard introduced the Hot 100 and gave pop music one of its most ...

August 3, 2026 – The President by Lamplight

Monday, August 3 — National Watermelon Day Sometimes history happens under bright lights. Sometimes it happens by the glow of a kerosene lamp. Today, we begin in a quiet Vermont farmhouse in 1923, where Calvin Coolidge was sworn in as president by his own father after Warren G. Harding's sudden death. Then we jump to 1977, when Radio Shack introduced the TRS-80 and helped bring personal computers into ordinary homes ...

August 2, 2026 – The Hand That Became a Legend

Sunday, August 2 — National Coloring Book Day Sometimes ordinary things carry more history than they should. Today, we begin with the first U.S. census in 1790, when the young country started counting itself and turning population into representation. Then we head to Deadwood in 1876, where Wild Bill Hickok was shot during a poker game and a hand of black aces and eights became known as the dead man's ...

August 1, 2026 – The Channel Almost Nobody Could Watch

Saturday, August 1 — National Disc Golf Day Some of history's biggest changes begin with something that seems small. Today, we look at the launch of MTV in 1981, when a tiny cable channel with a limited audience changed music, television, and pop culture forever. Then we visit Brownsea Island in 1907, where a simple camping experiment became the foundation of the worldwide Scouting movement. Finally, we follow the strange ...

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